Hey Factory Fans!
Look, I know this day sucks if you’re single and pathetic like I was. But chin up, single fans! If a pathetic loser like me can get married, there’s hope. Believe me, there’s hope! Now pick yourself up, comb you hair and get back on Tinder!
And speaking of love, there’s Love on the Quad at Super Frat.
And the Quote of the Day is from Charles M. Schultz:
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”