Hey Factory Fans!

You won’t catch me in a store on a day like today.  Why bother?  As a freelance writer, I can go to the store in the middle of the afternoon when everyone’s at work.  I hit one mall at 2pm and I’m done my Christmas shopping by 3.  Who the Hell wants to shop in this weather?  For a deal?  What a joke!  I’ve worked in retail.  The only “deal” is after Christmas during clearance when the store CAN’T sell something and that something is usually what you don’t want.  Bah, humbug, Black Friday!

At Super Frat, it’s Rewritten Headlines: Taxi Poop to Gross Bread.

And the Quote of the Day is from Charles Dickens:

“If I couldn’t walk fast and far, I should just explode and perish.”