Hey Factory Fans!

You gotta make choices in this world, Factory Fans.  Sometimes, you have no good options, so you just have to choose the option that causes the least amount of pain.  That’s what it’s like to deal with my cable TV provider.

Today at Super Frat, it’s Rewritten Headlines:  Julian Assange to Old Dick.

And the Quote of the Day is from Sammy Davis, Jr.:

You always have two choices: your commitment versus your fear.