Hey Factory Fans!

Dear Lord, is it time? Can I finally put away my winter jacket and snow shovel? Let it never get below 40 degrees again, God. That would be my best birthday present.

And speaking of birthdays, don’t miss Your Fratoscope for the week.

And the Quote of the Day is from Bertrand Russell:

“Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy.”