Hey Factory Fans!

One of my paranoid conspiracy theories is this: Television networks make sure that they’re showing reruns on off nights from each other so everyone ends up flipping the channel to wherever they’re not showing reruns.

It’s a pretty mild theory. Way less tinfoil hattery then my current one about the CIA controlling the media.

At Super Frat, it’s Your Fratoscope (for real psychic truth-telling!)

And the Quote of the Day is from Joe Rogan:

“The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.”