Hey Factory Fans!

Mulching in the summer really melts the pounds off, but it sucks.  Remember, if you have a choice, choose green cement over landscaping.  Then all you have to do is sweep your yard!  Just don’t try and roll around on it.

At Super Frat, it’s a rare Monday, Your Fratoscope!

Monday also means Validation!

And don’t forget to check out the updates at Xcelsior, including Hit Girlz, The Continentals and G.A.A.K.!

And the Quote of the Day is from Truman Capote:

“Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it.”