Hey Factory Fans!

I have some good drunk stories, but because I don’t drink they are actually about other people.  Still, they’re funny.  Back in the day, I used to like to mess with drunk people.  Challenge them to various athletic feats that they would attempt because they were drunk.  It was fun.  For me, it was like cheating hangovers.

And speaking of hungover, today at Super Frat, it’s Twitter in Focus with Artie Lange.

And the Quote of the Day is from Johnny Carson:

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.