Name: Amy and Deborah

First Appearance:  I Hate My Kids #4 (Deborah) and I Hate My Kids #7  (Amy)

Description: The 14 year-old party girls in training, Deborah leads the duo on various adventures, most of which end in parties, booze and boys.  Deborah’s mom tries her best to keep her on the straight and narrow, but Deborah is determined to burn the candles at both ends or at least end up as a guest on the Jerry Springer Show.  The girls are like every dad’s worst nightmare.